Imagine If Bar Refaeli Was Your Housewife?

Lets start your Thursday morning off right. Lets start off with you imagining Bar Refaeli is your classic 1950s housewife. Lets imagine her doing all your cooking and cleaning in her underwear all day. Lets imagine you live back in the days of Mad Men and you come home from work and she’s got a cigarette and a blow job waiting for you. Cooks you pie and gives you pie without saying a peep.

Now stand up, open your desk drawer, put your dick in there, and smash it repeatedly. Because chances are you’re gonna settle down with a career woman who will inevitably get fat and yell at you for not doing your share of the chores.

We’re living in the wrong era, gentleman. The wrong era.